If I were my icon, I’d love to fuck me as well.

• Be aware of your surroundings. Special infected are not as dumb as they look, so don’t get in a safe room thinking you’re saved.
• Don’t shoot people on purpose. That only gives you a bad reputation and enemies that trust me, will get back at you even worse.
• When shooting someone by mistake, apologize. Otherwise they think you’re one of the people above.
• When you can save an incapitated teammate, save them. Their death might be to your misfortune as a team anyway.
• Be very careful of the special infected. Their sounds are audible enough, so try looking around instead of running like a coyote in order to reach the safe room. It’s good to get rid of as many of them as possible cause they tend to sneak up on you from behind when you’re alone!
• Share the med kits pal. When your health is still green, it’s moronic to keep the first aid when people actually need it. Remember, hurt team mates slow down the whole group.
• Avoid throwing molotovs at the infected when people are around them. Fire is not friendly.
• When in a room with many zombies, it’s best to be at the corner than in the middle. At least you won’t have to worry about someone coming from behind.
• Tanks throw cars, stay away from them.
• Tanks are probably the most clever amongst the special infected, so don’t think you can easily avoid a fire rock when the tank is about to throw it. Jump and fool it by moving quickly to the other direction.
• Playing an online campaign and running all the way through it just to reach the safe room is the dumbest thing you’d ever do. So try to stick with the team as much as possible, it’s not to your advantage that you’ve left everyone behind.
• Melee weapons are not to be underrated. They are very useful for jockeys and hunters once they’re close to you. Push them away first just in case, then use the melee weapon (I love the machete) and kill them. It works better than bullets, trust me.
• Alarmed cars go off when you jump on the car, as well. So either do it nicely, or avoid the car all together.
• Keep the molotovs for the tanks.
• Don’t waste a pipebomb unless there are more than 10 zombies around.
• Don’t scream from the mic in languages that no one will probably understand.
• Don’t call people “noobs” as if you were a perfect zombie killer the first time you tried the game.
• Just don’t be a jackass.